A rainbow of blues—marine, turquoise, sea foam, sky, and royal—undulate gently to meet the reef. Defunct rowboats idle along shore. A concentration of tin-roofed houses opens onto vibrant jungle as you fly north. From air, Zanzibar’s electric blue border evokes memories of my favorite island: Bora Bora. I take that as a very good sign.
Haji, our hotel’s driver, meets us at Zanzibar’s small, tropical airstrip. He’s reminiscent of Popeye, albeit with crystal blue eyes and curious shocks of wiry blond hair crawling up his arms. After a 35-minute drive through poverty stricken city limit cum lush countryside, Haji turns abruptly onto a dirt road that seems arbitrary. Next Paradise, an intimate boutique hotel filled with oceanfront palm gardens, oversized pillow chairs, and open-air common spaces, beckons. As we assess our oceanfront digs, it appears Darryl and I have entered the honeymoon phase of our trip.
Darryl: “You’re going to flip when you meet our new neighbors.”
Me: “Why?”
Darryl: “Um…they have a baby.”
Anyone who has listened to my trials of living next door to a rowdy French family in New York can appreciate this wicked twist of international fate. On their 10th anniversary, Jagger (from Bethesda, MD of all places) has surprised Melissa (and their 1-year old) with a trip to Zanzibar. Two nights with earplugs spent praying for a new-neighbor-miracle elicits response. Allah, it seems, has answered my Muslim SOS. In the Jagger family’s stead, he sends Daniel and Shira, an Israeli couple celebrating their five-year anniversary. He surprised her, too. Are you sensing a pattern? Only this time, there’s no child, lots of laughs, and lots of, ahem, “cigarettes.” Shira and Daniel know how to kick back. The perfect yin and yang, Daniel is the mayor of Zanzibar—always talking to someone, shaking down facts, compiling relevant information—Shira, on the other hand, just wants to be still or dance to Darryl’s iPod. By the second day, we’re not only sharing a porch with the Israelis, we’re sharing our trip.
“People must think we’re gay,” we muse openly to Shira and Daniel.
“Well, for a minute,” says Shira.
“But then I watch you and…no. Not gay. I know this.”
She states this so matter-of-factly that we can’t help but laugh.
Like Zanzibar, Daniel and Shira are easy-going and full of life. We love their relationship: they ride each other gently; they’re affectionate at the right times without being over-the-top. Darryl and I hope to emulate what they have in our own lives. Only separately. With men. Good-looking, smart, funny men.
Relaxation is at a premium at Next Paradise. Our days consist of lying out, reading, and taking runs on the beaches to the delight of the local boys. They tail us and push us harder, giggling in Swahili when we speak to them in English. After the safari downtime, it feels good to get moving, even if it’s only for daily runs.
For lunch, we venture into the surrounding village, a simple collection of mud houses. A Muslim society, men greet us while women work—cleaning, cooking, building houses, and childrearing. From the village’s only kiosk we dine on 30¢ cassava (yucca) and fritters, doused in a simmered chili sauce. We’re given the one china bowl (everyone else eats out of plastic tubs) and a rickety bench is hauled out of a corner and dusted off. “Sit, sit,” our vendor gestures. We’ve been invited to join the group…a true compliment. Ducks and dogs roam freely around us, begging scraps. Men in prayer shawls and Muslim caps chat us up politely. We look at each other and smile before we buy some papaya and bananas for the road. Nothing beats this. Nothing.
Our nights are filled with amazing seafood dinners—lobster, shrimp, fresh crab, and octopus—house made lasagna, and fresh coconut ice cream. After World Cup, we head back to the communal porch for capfuls of duty-free Finlandia, “smokes,” and good conversation. Darryl and I realize we’ve made our first travel friends, and damn, we’ve done good…
If I had issues on mountain high, Darryl has the issues at sea level. The mosquitoes on the coast are insatiable. Malaria looms large. I’ve become virtual insect food; my body is alive with hives. And if I have it bad, Darryl awoke to an Independence Day like no other. It was my turn to warn her off facing her mirror image. Her face is awash in red dots, ala Strawberry Shortcake. Mosquito bites on steroids. Everyone from our scuba instructor to our server asked what happened. When she stepped on a sea urchin later that day, we had to throw up our hands in surrender. In Africa, Mother Nature has proven herself one vicious broad. “A lo-pard,” as our safari guide, Rajai would say. Women, especially the vindictive kind, are called leopards in Tanzania. And the hookers, you ask? Mosquitos. Quite appropriately.
Zanzibar is best known for its abundance of spices, hence the popularity of the Spice Tour. Assuming this would be a wasted hour, the spice tour turned into something of a highlight. From cloves to cinnamon, nutmeg to turmeric, pepper to vanilla, we played a game of what’s what with the plants, stopping for the requisite haggle and purchase of indigenous spices at the end of the ride. I have the makings of a mean curry on my return. My place, bring wine, who’s in?
Onto Stone Town, a small city that looks like my imagined version of Morocco: white-washed buildings, stained glass detailing, elaborate wooden doors and archways. Against the sterile background Stone Town was a kaleidoscope of color. Even the women got in on the action, covering their bodies in silk shocks of bright colored robes and scarves: chartreuse, fuschia, tangerine orange, and banana yellow.
Haji drops us at the food market, a bazaar of vendors selling one of three products—assorted seafood, vegetarian patties, cakes, and breads, or sugar cane juice. After Darryl gets ripped off by 500% for a sugar cane juice, I get myself into deeper trouble. In Africa, they take you at your word. So when I tell a food vendor his seafood is “making me hungry,” he proceeds to follow me around the market yelling when don’t buy anything. His deep-set eyes are menacing, and he hits me repeatedly with the paper plate that was supposed to hold my food selection. “You say you are hungry. You lie to me. I am not a player boy. Fuck you, lady,” he rants. He hits me again with the plate. When he pushes my shoulder, I find my voice. We’re now exchanging “compliments,” garnering the eyes of passerby, and when I am able to slip away, it’s with the raised middle finger of an angry vendor following. An hour later, I see him having the same tantrum with someone else, and can’t help but feel slightly relieved. We haven’t encountered any ill will on our travels and I would hate for this jackass to muck up our karma.
As we gather ourselves on our final morning in Zanzibar, we’re sad to go. Like Bora Bora, there’s an idyllic quality to this place. Zanzibar’s people have a friendly spirit; the island exudes a gentle loveliness that is hard to come by. Had we known, we might have extended our time to match the Israelis who have another five days to enjoy.
Alas, onward.
To Mombasa, Kenya.
Which, all things considered, ain’t too shabby …
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